Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

Boner patrol by Incubator September 18, 2023

Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away

"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent

Boner Repellent by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

Boner tunes by Misslinds January 5, 2024

Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.

Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!

Boner Behaviour by xidiotx January 24, 2024

Boner socialist 

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

Boner socialist by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).

Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.

Boner Jenga by AnelBead June 2, 2024

boner factory 

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.

Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.

boner factory by Matty0573 June 14, 2024