Austin

Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often

I wanna fuck an Austin

Austin is so damn sexy

by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020

austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...

austins dads back

by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022

Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 18, 2020

Austin

DEEEZZZ NUTZ

AUSTIN LIKES DEEZ BIG NUTZ

by urmomishotlikeme January 4, 2022

Austin

Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.

Guy 1: have you seen Austin?
Guy 2: do you mean that annoying red head?
Guy 1: Yes that one

by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020

Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023

Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022