Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

Austin

One who overuses the words “Yo” and “dickeatin”

The dickeating is crazy by Austin today

by Trnjyt November 16, 2023

Austin

Guy who is mean, and a dick

Timmy said "this dude was pulling an austin

by Hi :0 December 10, 2018

Austin Latno

Austin Latno is the sexiest, strongest, most amazing person on this planet. you may not see him, but he sees you. he is always watching. ALWAYS.

did you see Austin Latno today? i was hoping to get his autograph.

by VeryVerySmartGuy December 22, 2023

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Austin W

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant

you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.

by not tenaj October 27, 2019

Austin Hunter

Usually a virgin who is also a bigot for no less than the true meaning of a racist, mostly towards Asian women. They also tend to be overwight for their love of cake and cookies. They drive big American trucks to try and hide being a redneck.

Why does Austin Hunter hate Asians? - Coworker
Because he's a Notorius BIG-o.t. - Manager

by Monty Reaper October 23, 2014