I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.
by babaisapussy April 29, 2015
the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.
by BUTT MAN January 01, 2014
When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
by AetherJK March 13, 2020
When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet February 22, 2016
A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
by sr10 June 02, 2018
1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
by Angieeebeee May 09, 2010
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 06, 2019