A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.
by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010
Get the Apple Shits mug.A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.
by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019
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1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone
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Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings
Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
by Pap wade January 11, 2018
Get the Apple shaving mug.Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
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