ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.

(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*

by TFlex August 10, 2015

Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.

She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024

AP

Ap is active he has a seasonal Tech “He’s so AP”
AP means “active”

“Damn that’s so AP”

by APEDRO January 29, 2024

Grape🍇Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.

Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.

by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012

ape gang

a sarasota gang whos main hobbys include sucking each others dicks and thinking their cool when they hit girls

ape gang TriHard

by NetworkingGodx November 22, 2017