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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
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chuck andrews

Chuck Andrews is known as Mr Floppy and has ruptured 23 cervixes in his life. No one lets him use the back door. They always do Han him when he saves their life by pulling it out of their throat. And he’s a total sweetheart
by ChucklesAz July 21, 2023
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San Andreas

Southern California and Las Vegas. Where the most popular two Grand Theft Auto games are set.
Me and my friends are going to San Andreas. Can't wait to gamble in Vegas and hang in Venice Beach!
by Trashmenger September 2, 2023
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Dan Andrewsing

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
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Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024
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Dirty Andreas

When he rides your dick so hard you shit your self then he reverses and puts his finger in your butt.....
Man he gave me the roughest Dirty Andreas I’ve ever had. I’ll never forget how hard I came
by ignicardto February 7, 2024
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Dirty Andreus

The act of being creampied by multiple men that weigh over 600 lbs whilst moaning the most sexual stuff and saying "I'm not gay!!"
"Ethan just got a dirty andreus for 3 hours in a row"
by el1x3r April 29, 2024
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