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Top Hat

When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.
Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.
by Selby Straits November 10, 2010
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top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.
1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.
by dracula July 2, 2004
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Top Hat

The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.
"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."
by junglejungle January 19, 2009
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Top G

Who's the top G trafficking women?
Answer: Andrew Tate
by TheTopG'sTopFan July 27, 2022
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top heavy

When a girls boobs are significantly larger than her bum
Man jane is top heavy
by Sickman2 August 23, 2017
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top heavy

In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.
Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.
by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018
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McMuffin Top

n. muffin top that is a direct result of too much fast food.
No more drive thru for me until I get rid of this McMuffin Top
by Ambilexirous May 25, 2010
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