Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

Stepping on Harsh Territory

This phrase is widely used to refer to the act of treading dangerously. Similar to stepping on thin ice.

Relax, man. You’re stepping on harsh territory.

by karen4ever September 2, 2018

step foot on heaven

Die.

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!

by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025

step zeph

step zeph is step zeph

step zeph nicest kid ever like actually is stepping up the stepness. aka sneaky powers ''idol''

by Sneaky on utube October 25, 2020

i’ll step

When a boy really is down to Fuck but he know he has 0 shot so instead of saying “I will leave you alone” he resources to slang like “i’ll step” trying to sound more cool and less like a loser

It’s cool, I’ll step

Oh? Not interested? I’ll step

I’ll step

I don’t wanna waste your time or nun so if you’re not interested I’ll step

by Vivalameggs August 9, 2018

Shadow Step

The "Shadow Step" is a walking technique where one moves completely silent, almost subconsciously, regardless of how fast they're walking. Individuals who exhibit the ability to perform the technique often carry similar traits such as loneliness, introverted life styles, or feelings of disassociation/indifference towards their life. The "Step" cannot be taught or learned conventionally, however the most consistent method of acquisition is through meeting two conditions, the first being an acceptance of lack of self worth or feelings of non belonging in individuals, almost seeing ones self as a ghost in their own life and the second condition being to hold an approximated weight of less than 180 lbs or 81 kg. Increases in confidence in individuals possessing the Shadow Step, will result in a gradual loss in consistency of the technique overtime and one will notice foot steps become heavier as confidence grows.

Person A: "Woah, I didn't even hear you walk up behind me! The room was empty when I turned around. Where did you come from?"
Person B: "I get that a lot unfortunately, its called the Shadow Step"

by kidkam November 2, 2022

Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.

'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.

by riddz April 26, 2015