People named Jay

These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.

"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"

by VIOLENTGRIDDYER June 11, 2023

last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Panda (cat name)

The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food

If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.

Panda (cat name) is the most lovable little cat

by @anonymouslittleteen November 27, 2022

My name is Travis

A swaggy dope white kid who is here to Fuck your bitch

Person A: ayo wassu-
Travis: My name is Travis and I'm here to fuck your bitch!

by penismanhuge April 22, 2021

My name is Olly

When somebody called Olly tells you their name

"Hi! My name is Olly!"

by mynameisolly September 20, 2020

Obama’s last name

There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.

Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:

*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️

by bigsmallbrain October 7, 2019

My name a Jeff

dead meme.

Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*

by TheAllKnowingBeings May 6, 2018