A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.
I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
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Get the Johnny Murphies Displasia mug.Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day
"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
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Get the Johnny mug.A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
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