Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
Get the Johnny 5mug. Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.
by Goobler October 28, 2023
Get the guy Johnnymug. A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
by anonymous November 24, 2023
Get the Johnny Nigger Fingersmug. A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Trapmug. Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017
Get the johnny orlandomug. Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
Get the Johnnymug. by JustRam3n November 21, 2023
Get the Johnnymug.