five across the eyes

To slap some one with all five fingers and put wrist into it to make sure it stings

When the nasty bout touched me on my booty i gave him five across the eyes

by O'So Krispie October 18, 2005

what are you five?

Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.

Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!

by peeface har December 19, 2017

four five six

The SFW version of "For Fuck's Sake"

Boss: Jim, the deadline for the Jenkin's report has been moved up to Tuesday.

You: Ah, four five six!

Boss: What?

by Douche Toilette August 17, 2008

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 02, 2009

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 17, 2013

five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)

(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!

by Aspirex November 13, 2005

half past five

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.

- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.

by TurboSwine August 10, 2018