Bricks

Something that will split a motherfucker's shit.

Harry- He doesn't have any more bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread

whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???

by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017

shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

Dropping a brick on a chick

When a guy sends a girl a long ass text message

Guy 1: Dude, I texted this girl the lyrics to My Dick... I'm so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: Nah man, your just dropping a brick on a chick

by ColWhackaMole September 9, 2019

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017

Bricked up

When your woody is sticking up

Person 1: "Is that a stick in your pants?"
Person 2: "No, I'm just bricked up."

by MadamAdam4 October 26, 2022