lick my 9

Another way of saying suck my knob/ cock/ dick/ pole/ tassle/ pork swod/ rod... etc ( the 9 meaning inches)

can be used in the same way as saying eat my arse or basically piss off

"I like, how much? lick my 9!"

Bary: "Gary you're shit at fifa"

Gary: "ohhhhh, Lick my 9!!!"

by AshJords May 25, 2008

T-9 Pleasuring

The act of acting out sex by sending text messages back and forth.

Yeah, me and Nancy were T-9 Pleasuring all night!

by Gbakos May 5, 2008

9/11 retard

9/11 conspiracy nutter who believes in the most ridiculous end of the scale of conspiracy theories about 9/11, such as no planes flew into the buildings, fake videos, fake jumpers etc. Logic is not a friend of these people.

Paranoid retard: Look at this video the jumpers were fake because they are lined up to make it dramatic.

Normal person: Shut up 9/11 retard

by Kurtz999 August 23, 2011

the whole 9 yards

Going all the way with something...

"Dude you going to let her chirp you the whole 9 yards?"

"I filled it the whole 9 yards"

by lil' dreamer July 6, 2011

BARE 9/11

When something is unbeliavably good or bad

'man this food is BARE 9/11!'
'That weekend was BARE 9/11'

by KCERMY April 8, 2009

whole 9 yards

The whole package.

His low rider was sick G! Hydraulics and chomed out rims. The whole 9 yards!

by Cumshooter6969 December 9, 2015

backdoor sluts 9

a fictional porno featured on South Park

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like a childs movie

by mastur debater April 30, 2006