virgin mary

an innocent girl, naive, in all sense of the word a virgin

did you see the new girl? shes such a virgin mary.

by caffy April 17, 2006

Mary Poppins

A sexual act consisting of inserting an umbrella into your partner's vagina, and then opening it.

That bitch wanted to use a ball-stretcher on me, so I gave her a Mary Poppins to show her what it was like!

by Honkey Kong October 27, 2007

Baby Maries

people who say they like elinor wonders why but know and/or say nothing about it. an abomination

Baby Maries make me consider divorce

by granny zoom September 29, 2021

Mary Zoo

Total awesomeness in epic proportions, almost impossible to believe.

That machine that turns water into soda in the comfort of your own home is so Mary Zoo.

Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.

by The Mary Zoo November 23, 2010

hazel marie

A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.

"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"

by phat ballzzz September 6, 2017

Mary pary

American Apparel, the store

Let's go buy some clothes at mary pary!

by zdizzlez August 25, 2009

Bloody Mary

A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.

Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!

by ultimatewizardoftheworld March 15, 2015