internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.

that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.

by morganosaur March 24, 2012

my chemical bum cancer

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.

Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"

by hair removal cream August 7, 2006

My Blade Thirsts

The coolest guy in the world, this guy is like ownage. I mean he couldn't get any better.

Wow your so awesome! Your almost like My Blade Thirsts!

Wow your sweet, almost as sweet as My Blade Thirsts!

by Thomas April 2, 2004

Dipping in my kool-aid

Messing with, trying to steal, or interfering with someone getting a girl.

"Ay girl wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Naw fuck that ,girl go with me"
"Dude quit Dipping in my kool-aid."

by I3randon. December 21, 2008

idk my bff jill

I dont know my best friend jill

the girl had nothing to say so she "IDK my bff Jill

by aliboba101 January 17, 2008

pop my pussy

to pussy ones pussy you must do a handstand while fingering your pussy.

her: I pop my pussy to this new bop

him: cool. so you did a handstand while fingering yourself?

by megandhh January 13, 2017