I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

i want your mash

You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia

i want your mash jades

by livvy hammond November 3, 2023

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

i l mahw

hmdh

i l mahw

by mnfbwh November 4, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.

example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.

by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023

I did it because

I did a it because I liked it, hell I loved it! - The Punisher on throwing bricks and microwaved honey buns at homeless people.

I did it because I liked it!

by You have gyatt to be kidding November 5, 2023