When your significant other aims his naked ass at your leg and tries to fart, but accidentally shits instead.
He lifted his leg to fart on her but he shit all over her by accident, and that's how she became a Dirty Meghan.
He thought he had to fart so he lifted his leg and aimed his ass at her leg, but accidentally shit instead causing a very Dirty Meghan.
He thought he had to fart so he lifted his leg and aimed his ass at her leg, but accidentally shit instead causing a very Dirty Meghan.
by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 1, 2010
Get the Dirty Meghan mug.The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.
Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!
by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009
Get the Dirty Fuentes mug.one who does not bathe , shower or cleanse herself.. often does not wash the hair.. has a stench about her.. and wears dirty clothes
by wench April 26, 2004
Get the dirty girl mug.A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).
Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!
by Bunniey April 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Martina mug.when a male squats over a sexual partner in such a maner that his balls and/or cock are in her mouth while his ass hole is right above her nose.
by the dirty dangler January 25, 2009
Get the Dirty Dangle mug.When you are having homosexual intercourse and you pull out your penis and there’s crumble of poop and hair, you notice a red rash will start to appear and cause a painful burn. This is what a dirty zane is.
Dude what’s wrong with your penis. “ I was having hardcore gay sex and it got messy, I caught a dirty zane
by McLovin It69 April 1, 2020
Get the dirty zane mug.The art of a girl riding a male like she is riding a raging bull during sexual intercourse as she mouth fucks you with a dried up terd of their choosing. The feces should be at least two days old and preferably at least four inches long for the best experience.
(Girl) Ken and I were fucking the other night and I got on top of his cock and starting riding him like a I was riding a bucking bronco. While I was dancing on his pole I seen that his cat's liter box needed to be cleaned so I picked up one of the longest dry terds and started mouth fucking him with it. After we finished, Ken looked at me with a big smile with cat liter between his teeth saying "baby that was AWESOME" I think I will call that RIDING DIRTY
by PseudoJohn May 14, 2011
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