Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS)

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS), a type of social disorder, is a potentially disabling condition. People with TZS are plagued by an assortment of unpleasant symptoms that cause the afflicted to resemble the walking deceased. The social and professional ramifications of TZS can range from ruined business opportunities to damaged friendships and inappropriate altercations with strangers.

Symptoms:

- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue

Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.

The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.

Travel-Zombie Syndrome (TZS)

Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."

Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"

by ZombieDoc October 14, 2012

Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.

Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!

by BasilPesto December 6, 2015

Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie

- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie

by Croney9 August 13, 2016

screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

zombie

The act of jizzing into a girl's eyes after she gives you oral pleasures, causing her to go temporarily blind and walk around with her arms stretched out to navigate in the same fashion as a zombie.

"Dood she was stumbling around after I gave her a zombie, it was like the friggin' night of the living dead"

by Rayn, Bitches August 11, 2006

Zombeh

THE GOD OF KAEL'THAS

ALL HAIL ZOMBEH, THE GOD OF KAEL'THAS

by Zombeh's Apprentice July 4, 2010

Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.

I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor

I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!

by photonmammoth November 4, 2010