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Does the Pope shit in the woods. 

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
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The woodshed is the coolest place in America. For most of the year, the shed’s function is storing wood or possibly curing tobacco, but for a period of about two weeks it is emptied.

During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.

A flaw of the woodshed is it’s thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
Guy one: Yo what’s yer ass fixin to do this weekend?

Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause that’s what I do every weekend.

Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.

Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy quarter send.
Woodshed by Migdal Kadanoff May 13, 2019

Restraining the N-Word (NIGGER) 

When a black person pisses you off in some way and it takes every muscle in your body to not call that person the N-Word.
Dude in gym today Trayvonne tripped me to be funny and it was so hard Restraining the N-Word (NIGGER)

woodside 

The town between Astoria & Jackson Heights & the best place in the world to live at.
You would like to live in Woodside, wouldn't you?

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame 

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.
Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

Tiger Woods 

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods by Quido1 December 4, 2009

Hit that mothafucka in da woods

The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.
Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!

Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!