
by TheBrocks May 14, 2006

taking a dump two feet behind someone's bedroom door then closing it behind you.When the chump opens the door all the way he smears the turd into the carpet in a lovely rainbow design.
by rod fury May 2, 2006

when you jet diarreah so viciously out of your ass into the toilet bowl that it splashes up and coats your balls brown like cherries dipped in chocolate.
Dude! Rebecca's drunk! I'm gonna try to teabag her while I have brown balls and make her look like Gary Coleman, High Five!
by laf & grow fat April 21, 2006

The Brown Sound is a very low frequency sound that, when produced and heard by human beings, forces the listener(s) to shit their pants relentlessly.
Riot control on campus was forced to subdue the fighting students by emitting the Brown Sound, thus removing all impulse to continue rioting.
by Rowan C. January 15, 2007

Randy was on a date with Lacey when she heard him let out a brown growler. She seen the shit seeping through his shorts as he sat on the sofa. The date was over!
by bagslapper June 11, 2006

A very charming, clever and rather handsome fellow from Croydon who is very good at bending people's minds.
You: Hello - how are you today?
Me: Hello - Derren Brown is currently bending my mind and it feels very pleasant indeed, thankyou very much.
Me: Hello - Derren Brown is currently bending my mind and it feels very pleasant indeed, thankyou very much.
by Aviva April 1, 2004
