j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019