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Why?

Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"

Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."

Iam "How is that even relevant?"

Hym "I'm just saying."

Iam "It's not helping."

Hym "I'm not trying to help."

Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"

Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."

Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"

Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"

Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"

Hym "I liked the movie."

Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"

Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."

Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"

Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"

Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"

Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"

Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Why not man?

1 - An exclamation typically used to rationalize impulsive or reckless behavior, or to convey frustration at someone's apprehension to buy schroomies.
You wanna buy some schroomies...? Why not man? ...wHyNoTMaaaaan?!
by Johnnyutah19 April 18, 2022
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Because I was ranting about how trivial it would be to become more successful than Joe Rogan (Or Jordan Peterson for that matter) and one of the ways I listed using a fat cock to rope women into doing a cam-girl website. Then, I wrote an instruction manual for how to game the YouTube algorithm.
Hym "Why is Andrew Tate sucessful? Because he did those 2 things. And no other reason. It wasn't hard work. His hard work didn't even get him into the Ufc. My work is the cardinal contribution to his success. And I'm more still more successful than all three of them. Because what is happening to me now is not relegated to the past. No matter how hard you try to narrate it as such."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Why

A word so powerful that is often used when one questions their entire existence. People ask this when the are confused, or even when they know the answer they just need a better explaination.
“Why do I always fail?”

“Why don’t my parents love me?”

“Why can’t I just drop out of school?”
by Yo mama Obama November 28, 2020
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Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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