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weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities
we filmed a weed monts
by weed head October 10, 2008
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Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker
"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.
by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018
mugGet the Weed Whackermug.

Weed Whacker

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.
by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015
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Weed-whacked

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.
Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked
by Mgl921 May 26, 2013
mugGet the Weed-whackedmug.

Weed Draft

When you pick up for both yourself and your roommate and have to split the supply evenly but don't have a scale, the two roommates will engage in a "weed draft" to decide who gets which nugs. The rules of the draft are as follows:

1. It must be administered by a neutral party.
2. The two draftees flip a coin to decide who gets to pick first.

3. The first person selects a nug and the second person selects what they believe most equal to that nug size. If no nug is the same size, they may select two or more nugs if they are deemed equal in size by the moderator.
4. The players take turns picking the first nug each round.

5. When the pile dwindles to just 4 or 5 nugs, the remaining weed must be split evenly as a collective to guarentee fair play. Rocks paper scissors then decides who gets to pick first from the final split.

6. Ideally, once the piles have been distributed, another third party, absent during the draft, will come to judge whether or not the piles are evenly distributed.
7. Smoke.
Jack went to pick up for himself and Jill at the well. Upon returning, the two needed to split their weed order in half but did not have a scale. Thus, to evenly distribute the weed, Jack and Jill engaged in a weed draft.
by weed fan December 19, 2012
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Cheese Weed

Cheese Weed is one of several nicknames given to Malva neglecta, a winter-summer annual weed (also known as Common Mallow, Cheeses, Cheese Mallow, Dwarf Mallow, Running Mallow, Malice, Round Dock, Button Weed, Round-Leaved Mallow and Low Mallow). “Cheese Weed” can be found in fields, gardens and disturbed areas of turfgrass and thrives in much of the continental U.S. Malva neglecta is called "Cheese Weed" because of its fruit, which is shaped like a wheel of cheese.
My uncle Chaz has a really bad Cheese Weed infestation in his back yard; looks like we'll have to practice our back-flips somewhere else.
by Tommysaurus Rex June 12, 2010
mugGet the Cheese Weedmug.

weed bitch

A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.

This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.
Caroline took one hit and keeps calling herself a weed bitch!
by not a weed bitch March 22, 2011
mugGet the weed bitchmug.

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