Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.

I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!

Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

All the tools and no box to carry them in. 

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

All the tools and no box to carry them in. by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

jenna tools 

If you are reading this it means most likely means I have followed you on twitch. jenna tools sounds like genitals.

A Name used for Trolling others

I love jenna tools

jenna tools by streamsnipe November 5, 2019

toolophile 

person obsessed with the band TOOL

I am a toolophile

toolophile by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003

toolnami 

To spam an the gamesurgeradio IRC channel while listening to DJ Tooly live, comprehensively flooding you, the irc servers, and everyone else offline, and also making the internet stream buffer. Spammed several times with lots of colours during a toolnami moment when a track really pumps. To do a toolnami, like tsunami. A wave of spam.

It's a TOOLNAMI!
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯

toolnami by [TEA]sid September 22, 2005

tooltastic 

adj, having many characterics or qualities of a tool in a such a way that it is fantastic!

That guy in the Giants sweatshirt turned out to be way less tooltastic than he seemed at first.

tooltastic by lizzybeth42 April 10, 2008

toolfuck 

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.

"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"

toolfuck by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009