gaming tank

A tank with extremely modern features, such as AbramsX or T-14

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"

by honb December 2, 2022

Hope Solo Tanking

Purposely losing in order to give Lightner a better draft pick.

I’m not tanking, I’m Hope Solo Tanking so technically I didn’t break the no tanking rule.

by The one and only Hope Solo December 6, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022

tank bunny

A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.

Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022

Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.

Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas

by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023

Tilley Tanking

When you're so low on diesel that even a tenner won't move the needle on the guage.

I'm not sure I'm going to make it to the meeting without fillling up, I'm Tilley Tanking

by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023