A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.
by Goonmaster April 8, 2022

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with
by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 26, 2011

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.
Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
by kameakane July 29, 2022
