Tim Time

Tim Time is like a black hole where things like reality and being on time get lost.

I'm in Tim Time right now. Don't bother me.

by way3 August 15, 2021

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Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

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Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

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Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

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Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.

Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

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