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Thot Jesus

A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.
Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
by Atbatb September 24, 2019
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Takeover thot

A women that knows every guy at the takeover and be there every weekend and claim nobody every had sex with them just as a cover up
That takeover thot slept with me because i had nice car
by Flightclub September 4, 2016
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Thot Claw

When you are about to pull out before ejaculation but she knows you have money. So she digs her nails into your back to pull you back in.
I tried to pull out and and she game me the thot claw brah!
by Jujubeans1215 September 16, 2015
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car thot

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.
Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.
by yota_b March 18, 2016
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Thot Patrol

A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!
"I´m gonna call the fucking Thot Patrol!"
by Glorious Potato October 20, 2020
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Supreme Thot

The most thottish thot of all time. The ruler of the Seven Thots of Thebes. The epitome of everything thots stand for. Immune to the "Begone Thot" incantation. The Supreme Thot will ruin your day and your life, and smile about it.
Oh shit, it's Kayaks, the Supreme Thot!

I thought sTiMa was the Supreme Thot?

No, she spent all of the Coven funds and got demoted.
by RandomNws May 3, 2018
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Thot Patrol

An organization dedicated to the elimination of thots.
The Thot Patrol Deleted Brittany from existence.
by Dongxxxx6_9long$man$$$ April 9, 2019
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