Theories

Best critical ops player that recently quit .
a weird dude named Astute is his punchbag

" Theories is the best "

by get doggystyled July 25, 2021

Pajeet Theory

a Theory which is already proven, that indopaks are in their nature very submissive (mostly uncondentionaly) towards authoritian people or people who have more power then themselfs, even if this person is a very evil one

generic pajeet: „phul sapport for israel saaar“
normal person: „thats the pajeet theory“

by deez nuts chatgpt January 19, 2024

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.

Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.

by El Choso November 8, 2025

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.

Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.

by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022