Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.

"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, March 12, 2025

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Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

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Luh Muff

Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.

“Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)

by TheWordBros April 1, 2025

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