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david burns

The meaning of David Burns is The king of elements. The sense of wolf. The power to do good but also bad. The alpha of all alphas. This all leads up to someone/something not to mess with. You mess with him/it who knows what will happen. The myth is he/it control all elements the universe has to offer. He/it feels other peoples feelings. He helps and protects all while he can. He is also loving, caring, passionate, fun, and funny. Get to know it, you'll get along very well.
David Burns-Some may be terrified of me but others love me.
by AncientShadow January 15, 2017
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burn the chicken

To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.
A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.

B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.
by BRfever2007 December 15, 2016
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Burn rubber

Where you fuck a woman by pumping at a tremendous rate often with a rubber on.
John said he was going to burn rubber.
by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010
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wind burn

Old name for a sunburn contracted on a cloudy day.
"I don't know how I got this sunburn.... It's been cloudy all week."

"Oh, that's a wind burn. Ultraviolet still gets through the clouds."
by Furb April 28, 2006
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slow burn

To patiently guide someone thru a series of events or questions over a period of time that will ultimately lead them to incriminate or embarrass themselves. Similar to what a lawyer or police officer does to get someone to confess. Can also be similar to a con but the goal is usually to humiliate the person, not take their money.
I know your wife's sister invited you over while your wife is out of town but I wouldn't go over there if I were you. She might be setting you up for the slow burn.
by TheAmster January 11, 2007
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burning man

Every year, more than 50,000 participants, or "burners", build a temporary city in the desert to celebrate community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance. This is Black Rock City, the location of Burning Man. It has been described as looking like a Mad Max theme-party thrown by freaks, punks, hippies, and ravers, at a refugee camp for homeless carnies, somewhere in the Sahara Desert. Yet it’s much more than that.

Burning Man used to be just a few hundred "insiders" each year. It grew by word of mouth until in 1996 there were 8000 people on the playa, and not enough organization to keep people safe. Several people were seriously injured. Someone died. The anarchists insisted the event must end--it was too big to operate on anarchist principles. Others insisted it could grow and flourish, but would need essential organization and structure. The organizers were right. Today over 50,000 people experience this amazing event each year, and have their minds blown by the freedom, generosity, and creativity they share with friends old and new. Many new participants will leave Black Rock City changed forever by immediate, profound experience. Witnessing Black Rock City proves something important about all of our potential as human beings.

All are welcome to participate at Burning Man. There are no prerequisites for inclusion. It is a do-ocracy... if you want to participate, if you want to help, sign up and help. But be careful: Burning Man may change your life.
(Before Burning Man...)

Billy: Hey Fred, let's take a week off from being Investment Bankers and go to Burning Man and get fucked up. I hear it's full of hotties!
Fred: Yeah! Naked hotties!

(After Burning Man...)

Billy: Fred, I've started painting with oils, I'm quitting my job, moving to Portland, and opening a small gallery with some friends I met at the Temple.

Fred: I hear you brother. I quit last week, I'm learning Yoga, and the girl I met on Tuesday at Astral Headwash has asked me to move out to Denver and work with her on an art project for Apogaea.
by Dr Opinion November 28, 2012
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Burning Mudslide

Whilst engaged in anal or vaginal sexual intercourse, the man heats a pipe up until its red hot. He places his penis in one end, and gently pushes the other end into the woman's cooter or rectum. The man continues to have sexual intercourse, and when he ejaculates, he funnels it into his hole of choice.
"Hey Honey can I give you a Burning Mudslide?"
"Remember last time Frank! I got third degree burns, I don't think its such a good idea, hun."

"Now run before I give you a Burning Mudslide"

"You do not know pleasure after you engage in a Burning Mudslide."
by Bradley Michael(B.M.) Fartz December 28, 2008
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