1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
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by CS_Dude June 29, 2016

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
by Tigersex October 29, 2021

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019
