The Ultimate PacoTaco 

A piece of shit baking in the sun that will be momentarily run over by the huge 18 wheeler (Reading: COAST GUARD) heading towards it.

or

A Moron who needs to realize that whether it be Coast Guard, Navy, Army, Marines or Air Force... these Men and Women are all doing their part to protect and serve. They should all be praised and given the credit they deserve.

(BTW buddy, Coast Guard can't be too lame if they not only protect the Pres. but (for example) the Republicans at the RNC, the Democrats at the DNC and the members of the UN at the UN gathering.)

person # 1: "The Army is the best. If you join the Air Force its because your a pansy that doesn't want to get your hands dirty."

person # 2: "Get off it and Stop acting like The Ultimate PacoTaco."

The Ultimate PacoTaco by Annoynmous October 2, 2004

The Unpoppables 

a deadly street gang in the heart of MA. who is known for their racial & religious prejudice ideas/actions.

"Never fuck with The Unpoppables, because they fuck you back."

The Unpoppables by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

The Uncooked Donut 

When you shoot your jiz on your girlfriend/wife/stranger's face after getting a blowjob and directly afterward you antique (Antiquing: throwing flower on someone in order to make them look like an antique supplied with dust) her, while her mouth is still froze in an O. Thus creating, 'The Uncooked Donut.'

I met this chick at the party last night. After the party died out she blew me in the kitchen! After I finished on her face, I was in reach of some flower and I perpetrated The Uncooked Donut!

The Uncooked Donut by rfossum December 16, 2009

The Uncoordinated Sphinx 

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

The Uber-Mensch

Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.

Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*

Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"

Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"

Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"

Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"

Iam "hehe... Oh man..."

Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"

Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."

Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"

The Uber-Mensch by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Feedin the unicorn 

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

Feedin the unicorn by colossalblonde November 4, 2010

shut the up ur only member 

This is widely used when a member in a discord server speaks, meaning that they don't matter because they are members.

Member: hewo
Everyone: shut the up ur only member

shut the up ur only member by TheKoolerCanadian April 7, 2021