Swamp

The place of residence for cheese and lewy. (no mop is present in the facility)

“Clean the swamp, buy a mop”

by Boss4321 July 1, 2021

swamp ass

When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.

"OH SHIT SON IM STARTING TO GET SWAMP ASS"

by shit mc D May 15, 2015

Swamp

1: to be overloaded with work

2: a biome in which a certain ogre may reside

1: I’m sorry I can’t come to the movies I swamped with work

2: What are ya doing in my swamp??

by Clover saw April 22, 2022

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.

Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Swamp Talk

Some shitty news show that nobody cares enough about to watch.

"Hey man did you see the new episode of Swamp Talk?" "Hell no, I have better things to do."

by Jameskii February 14, 2019

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022