Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 08, 2017
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
by The original STD March 12, 2022
by JsusFish February 20, 2015
I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.
by Davegill950 January 14, 2022
When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
by landon haas May 22, 2024
Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.
by RW1994 October 12, 2021