Spider

The worst pests ever/absolute vermin.

The guy sprayed the spider with a flamethrower.

by No Username Ideas Anymore February 20, 2022

dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.

Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Spider-Nerd

A massive Spider-Man nerd who knows everything about Spider-Man. Not just someone who watches the movies. They read the comics and know everything there is to know.

Ali is such a Spider-Nerd. He knows everything about Spider-Man.

by Ashmit March 12, 2019

Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow June 25, 2016

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)

I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.

by Bubba C. October 14, 2025