Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

The 42 Rule

If they will do it for you, they will do it to you

Well she started screwing you while with another man, then she started screwing another dude when you were with her and you are now surprised? She pulled The 42 Rule on you, dude, she did it FOR you then she did it TO you.

by RobertoB January 19, 2021

Rule 21

When you scoop your ballsack for ur friends to see. N they have to look at it.

hey guys rule 21 *bounces penis up and down*

by rule maker😈 May 18, 2022

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

by Lando July 12, 2003

Rule 93

For every Virgin vs Chad meme, there always exists it's opposite where the chad becomes the virgin and vice versa.

According to Rule 93,since there is a "Virgin Jonathan vs Chad Jotaro" there will always be "Virgin Jotaro vs Chad Jonathan"

by Saitama 777 August 29, 2021

Rule 937

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

anarchy rules

Something punk rock wannabe tools say, to bad it happens to be an Oxymoron.

Tool 1: (Spray painting a red A) Anarchy Rules!

Tool 2: Yeah lets go listen to Panic! and some indie like fall out boy.

Tool 3: I think my scene chick girl friend is cheating on me with her drug dealer. But who cares Anarchy Rules!

by Thomas Coleman December 25, 2007