by br4t20 August 26, 2021
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Get the Queef mug.To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021
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Get the Queef blammo mug.NOT a fart in any way. It’s actually when air bubbles get stuck in a vagina either from jumping up and down, or having sex in a certain position. That air has to escape and may mimic the sound and or feeling of a fart but is NOT.
All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.
Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.
A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.
Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.
Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.
A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.
Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
*Guy and girl switch from doggy to missionary*
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
by Blondie1199 August 22, 2023
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Get the radioactive queef mug.It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
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