your mum

a response to literally anything

"What are you doing?"
"Your mum!"

by cheesy mash June 16, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

"ur mum"

by shwatylikeamelody June 28, 2022

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018