No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama
by m4224r September 17, 2012
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Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.
Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.
by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022
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Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!
"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"
by imryanreid December 13, 2016
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The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
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Club Hands

The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 02, 2010
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Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.
"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"
by Velmareth December 14, 2018
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skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."
Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.
by Independence76 January 14, 2009
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