Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.

Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.

by ofifusudj January 1, 2024

Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.

“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”

by The Cockenator February 5, 2024

Goon

A group of boys and some girls who smoke and chill together

The goons at sub 1 were crazy

by Mohamedsub1 August 29, 2019

Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.

Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes

by Woowooy November 6, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024