COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

by Your mate August 8, 2021

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

Coviding

Staying at home due to a pandemic. (In this case, Covid-19 )

Everyone was coviding at home.

by Unicorntraveller August 23, 2021

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.

Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.

by Covido January 29, 2021

COVID

First coined by Rob Guthrie of Kansas City and definition by me; a cigarette once vaped, intentionally dropped. A half smoked cigarette picked up off ground or from ash tray and smoked til gone.

There are several COVIDs in that ashtray.

by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024