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Covid Is Not Stupid

An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
by MathPlus January 18, 2022
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COVID-Dick

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
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Covid Birds

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.
I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!
by Miss creative January 21, 2022
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covid rat

a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult
ew get away from me covid rat!!
by chArLoTTtTeEeE January 21, 2022
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Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
by Braydendecker May 31, 2022
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covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
by Johnny slang December 16, 2021
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COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.
We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.
by rpcgal December 18, 2021
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