austin

He is in yrk and is ugly and his dick is small asf

damn there goes austin etheridge his dick is so small

by alexsmith8767 October 2, 2019

austin

A shit talking, lice headed, bitch

You are such an austin

by ToiletTalker69420 April 17, 2023

Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

Austin

One who overuses the words “Yo” and “dickeatin”

The dickeating is crazy by Austin today

by Trnjyt November 16, 2023

Austin

most likely works at your local rosauers

whatta josh austin

by _1_2 February 7, 2023

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022