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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance
me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
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Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun?

Lee Felix from SKZ! He's the sweetes and the purest soul in this Earth, his smile and the thousand stars on his face will definitely blinded you, put on sunglasses when you look at him <8
"Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun?"
"it's Felix!"
by -tess September 19, 2021
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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

You: “Mommy you’re wetter than an otter’s pocket!”
Her: “Yeah I just watched Katsuki Bakugo porn!”
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Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.
Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!
by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021
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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.
Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket
by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021
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Woker than thou

A term invented by Alysha to define privileged minorities at Ivy leagues who have a wokerior complex
That woker than thou bitch only wanted to talk to me when she figured I'm Hispanic
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