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Swag Slap

It is when you write swag on one of your hands and slap the shit out of someone
guy 1: Yo Jimmy I'm gonna Swag Slap you

Jimmy: bring it mofo
by jswag95 November 29, 2011
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Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!
by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011
mugGet the Cali Swagmug.

Swag Soccer

Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.

Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.
Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.
by PACOLONR July 4, 2010
mugGet the Swag Soccermug.

Swag It Out

'swagging it out' is the action of recovering from an awkward/embarrassing situation with style.

Like when you are going to pass someone in the corridor and you both go to go the same way and you end up dancing like a retard with them so you actually start to do a real dance as if you meant to in the first place.

Or when you fall over by accident but then 'swag it out' by doing a commando roll on the floor, swiftly rising back up and walking off feeling epic.

Usually 'swagging it out' will result in people laughing at you and thinking you are a complete faggot for not accepting your fail.

Some people however, think that 'swagging it out' is really awesome as you are denying the world of your fail, you will not abide by the system and accept your fail, you will own the day and control your future.
Person 1: The other day i fell down the stairs but halfway falling i turned it into a roll so it looked like i just did an epic roll down the stairs and then walked off feeling like a boss.

Person 2: damn, you really know how to Swag It Out.
by DanRogue June 24, 2014
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To much Swag

Somebody named Corey and had nice blonde hair with Osiris shoes. Usually lives in the Northern Hemisphere of the U.S.
"Damn bro, he has to much swag!"
by Jimmy Goody May 13, 2012
mugGet the To much Swagmug.

Skate swag

Skate swag is the highest and most Awesome of all kinds of swag. Males are most common for this kind of swag. If you see someone with this esteemed swag He Is more than likely a fucking bad ass. Dont cross him in a bad way or you will be made to shame.
Guy1: Dude look at that dudes swag
Guy2: Oh man he has skate swag we better watch out.
Guy1; Yeah man he's a bad ass
by TreFlippingBoss May 6, 2012
mugGet the Skate swagmug.

Mental Swag

Being on a higher mental and intellectual level than everybody around you
Einstein walks into a room and after an hour long conversation everybody in the room conforms to his beliefs and has ultimate respect for him demonstrating his superior mental swag
by PoundClub September 4, 2011
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