suck a chong

Henry’s favorit expression
by JohnCena234 November 12, 2018
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The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...
When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...
by boomsmack August 21, 2009
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Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks
A suck bag is a bag of sucks.
by Donkey-Bogner January 04, 2019
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Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.
Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.
by RunTellThat555 January 07, 2019
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Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
by madworldradio October 13, 2009
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Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
by Nick Highger June 06, 2018
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sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".
Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.
by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006
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