spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.

Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.

by Snaccson September 28, 2019

stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot

“Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

steaming

to be high asf, after a long tolerance break (about 1-2 weeks or more) .

“yo im fucking steaming rn”

by Jahmir November 30, 2019