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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2012
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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Bump Stop

Bump Stop

— n
1. A method of driving lowered cars over speed bumps

— vb
2. ( tr ) To stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed bump
That rides bump stopped HARD!!!

So bump stopped it scraped cats eyes!
by EvlEvo July 2, 2012
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Hi-stop

When selective people stop by your home or place of business to say "Hi" with the ulterior motives of getting high or in an altered state of mind.
Hi-stop example :Crazy ass Michelle came by to say "Hi". She appeared to be on another planet when she left from smoking so much.
by T. "Shakey" Howell October 8, 2022
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