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self efficient 

A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.
Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!
self efficient by Ichigokiwi October 18, 2015

Self-Conceded 

Taylor Soushek.
A boy who is self-conceded, talks of no one but themselves.
Self-Conceded by Magget90210 October 26, 2010
The act of giving yourself oral stimulation, Performed by only the most flexible, perverted and desperate men.
Luke was bad at speaking to women, he resorted to many weeks of stretching and practice, so he could have a self BJ
self bj by deadJ June 10, 2016

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?
Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
Self flagellation by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Self-effacing 

Tom is such a grape, self-effacing guy.

self harming troll 

When a user of the Internet gets caught by their own misuse of the Internet.
I.e when a user searches for the definition of a word that is unknowingly spelt incorrectly, only to find it on a site that they themselves have listed it on as a stupid way of spelling said word.

"Tom was a self harming troll when he looked up 'urben dictionary', only to find he was the one that had earlier defined it as a stupid person's way of spelling 'urban dictionary''.