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Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.
A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!
by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016
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Double Sandwich

While having sex, you and your girl make out and you close your lips to make your tongues the middle of the “sandwich”. While doing that, you cover your dick in lotion and put in between her ass cheeks and have her slowing go up and down, making your dick be the middle of the sandwich.
Girl: You wanna double sandwich it
Boy: I would love to, but my dick doesn’t bend that way
Girl: We’ll make it work
by Squigga02 December 7, 2019
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Buzzword Sandwich

A failed attempt to appear knowledgeable about a subject by just spouting off buzzwords, all sandwiched together, usually in the form of broken, heavily accented english, in response to an IT question.
Q: What is an IP Address
A: We can use IP technology, google queries, powershell answers, and collaboration to reach out and circle back.

Amit used a Buzzword Sandwich rather than just saying she didn't know
by Peter Gozynja September 4, 2019
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Caitlin Sandwich

When you put a clumsy dwarf in between two hands
Troy: “hey look I’m cupping Caitlins face”
Caitlin: “you’ve just made a Caitlin Sandwich
by Greenhouseswampvibes June 27, 2020
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Desparate Sandwich

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.
by Yanoszthegreat June 17, 2018
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Travel Sandwich

A sandwich that you purchase with a larger sandwich, usually fast food, which you use as an appetizer before you get home and eat the larger sandwich because they're fat. Other food items can replace sandwich such as ice cream, pie, nuggets etc.
by Corbon Deoxide August 19, 2010
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Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.
I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!
by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023
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